Thread: What happens to my digital content when I die
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Old 06-12-2017, 07:04 PM   #44
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Originally Posted by NullNix View Post
If they're *arranging* for them to die, it would certainly be new. Amazon Assassin! Prime customers only. Uses Amazon's new delivery drones and one-click ordering! (btw, if you have any enemies I recommend staying indoors and getting from place to place using the sewers.)

(Returns are not yet available with this feature, owing to unanticipated delays in contract signing: it turns out to be hard to get representatives of either heaven or hell to sign contracts in a timely fashion. They just say things like "a thousand years is as a day"...)
And the terms of their "No Questions Asked" exchange policy is very limited.
You end up in one of two places so your only exchange option is the other place (perhaps a cooler climate, but your still dead).
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