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Originally Posted by stumped
Customers Dying is a new feature ???
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If they're *arranging* for them to die, it would certainly be new. Amazon Assassin! Prime customers only. Uses Amazon's new delivery drones and one-click ordering! (btw, if you have any enemies I recommend staying indoors and getting from place to place using the sewers.)
(Returns are not yet available with this feature, owing to unanticipated delays in contract signing: it turns out to be hard to get representatives of either heaven or hell to sign contracts in a timely fashion. They just say things like "a thousand years is as a day"...)