I've always liked
this Teach the Controversy* parody t-shirt of Queen “Liz”, which I see is now available in Kids and Babies sizes, the better to fake!indoctrinate the kiddies for their lizard overlord future.
* I see they've updated with new designs since last I looked. I kind of want that
GMO frankenfoods killer tomatoes one, but last I checked, the cost of shipping up to Canada was the truly scary thing.