Could I make the outrageous suggestion that the OP learns some basic grammar and rules of good writing? Maybe spend a week working his way through Shrunk and White's Elements of Style, for starters, then applying what he's learned to the editing.
As to getting a few trolls, simple:
1. Get a youtube account.
2. Upload a video of your dog/cat playing
3. End the video with a reading from your latest book.
4. In the 'details' include a link to the site from which your book can be downloaded.
5. Wait for the dog/cat hating comments
6. Feed the trolls ie argue with them.
7. The trolls will get excited and more will climb on board.
8. Continue feeding the trolls.
You'll soon have lots of fat, fast-breeding trolls telling you all kinds of horrible things. You may even collect some defenders. Either way, people will be talking about you, or at least insulting you.
Happy troll-baiting!
Last edited by BookCat; 05-14-2017 at 01:55 PM.
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