Thread: Has anyone else's work attracted trolls?
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Old 05-12-2017, 01:22 PM   #43
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Originally Posted by E.M.DuBois View Post
Quick guide to get trolls:
1. Get a Twitter account.
2. Tweet a link to your book.
3. Pin Tweet to the top of your profile.
4. Show support for whatever political party you're with. That's a sure-fire technique. Or just express an intelligent opinion in general. No, screw that, just say anything you think is fact and can't be argued. Seriously. "The world is round," will suffice.
5. Sit back and wait. It won't take long, I can assure you. Political-party opinions guarantee results anywhere from seconds to about ten minutes.
I'm afraid step one eliminates me from this gay pastime. Although I am intrigued by the prospect of using my tweets to twit twerps, I've never actually taking the step of joining the Twitter club. Am I to be forever left behind?
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