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Old 05-07-2017, 09:26 AM   #1124
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Originally Posted by GtrsRGr8 View Post
Never heard of him.
Sad, actually. Bill is justly famous for using that phrase as a response to, how can I say this, questions that weren't really thought out.

The one I liked best was when Bill had had a bad experience in a small plane but it had finally landed. “I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you ain't gonna believe this, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by.. OH MY GOD.! were you on the ground? I said nope, santa was makin one last run.. Here's your sign”

I usually don't think of it myself, but one time in my life I did. I was at the drugstore in a supermarket to fill a prescription and get some twinkies. I handed the prescription to the lady there, and she said "Do you want this filled?" I said "No, I just want you to read it, and hand it back. Here's your sign"
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