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Originally Posted by Cinisajoy
This is why you tell mom after the fact. Pretty much on everything.
What mom doesn't know can't hurt you.
It isn't like we are children and have to put up (live) with the BS.
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Sometimes it seems parents don't realize children actually grow into adults.
When I was somewhere in my 20's we had a family dinner, and my Mom told me 'to behave myself in the restaurant.' I told her that if she said something like that ever again, she could *** the dinner.
Recently, when I told her I had a girlfriend, she probably thought I'd need a refresher course after such a long time, and she embarked on 'how to behave around/handle a girl.' After listening politely for a minute or two, I just asked her to drop it.
1st, it's none of her business. 2nd, if I'd actually do what she suggested, I couldn't be further from the truth. Said girl would run, screaming, in the direction of either the North or South pole.