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vivaldirules · 02-11-2009, 06:14 PM

Welcome to all the newbies! We're glad to have you with us. Please learn and play. But know that the grey haired lady over there carries a big stick. That the squirrely dude with the quick retorts can be a good source of chocolate. That that scruffy dog with the soap all over his face likes to poop and pee on the floor. That the flower girl is the SMACKER OF NATIONS (so keep your distance). That the one-eyed dude has issues. That those two chihuahuas....well, they have issues, too. That the bunny and the hammer dude are both new and probably completely innocent (but you can never tell at this stage). And, most importantly, remember that the couch is mine (but I could share it for a bit o' bacon). WELCOME!

PORTUGAL!

02-11-2009, 06:14 PM	#22
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Welcome to all the newbies! We're glad to have you with us. Please learn and play. But know that the grey haired lady over there carries a big stick. That the squirrely dude with the quick retorts can be a good source of chocolate. That that scruffy dog with the soap all over his face likes to poop and pee on the floor. That the flower girl is the SMACKER OF NATIONS (so keep your distance). That the one-eyed dude has issues. That those two chihuahuas....well, they have issues, too. That the bunny and the hammer dude are both new and probably completely innocent (but you can never tell at this stage). And, most importantly, remember that the couch is mine (but I could share it for a bit o' bacon). WELCOME! PORTUGAL!