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Originally Posted by Dr. Drib
Well, to clarify: The screen is damaged.
It was my nose, and not someone else's nose that caused the damage. My clown outfit was at the cleaners, so pockets are ruled out.
To think that it was not my nose is to challenge the very nature of the universe. After all, as we all know, only a careless person causes damage to a screen - or someone with excessively large buttocks.
That should settle the issue, I think.

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I cannot even type what I am thinking without it sounding dirty.
I was going to say it was probably something harder than your nose.
Like maybe your hard head.