Well, to clarify: The screen
is damaged.
It was my nose, and not someone else's nose that caused the damage. My clown outfit was at the cleaners, so pockets are ruled out.
To think that it was not my nose is to challenge the very nature of the universe. After all, as we all know, only a careless person causes damage to a screen - or someone with excessively large buttocks.
That should settle the issue, I think.
