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Originally Posted by pilotbob
You can't back light a penis. They are [mostly] opaque. But, they make many good clip on penis lights. You can order them at Adultazon.
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That's why someone needs to invent a whole new technology that we can make the damn things out of. I want back lit, with sharp text (no blurry glow in the dark tattoos), and a simple page turn method ... scroll forward one page when you tap him in the right nut and back one page when you tap him in the left nut. Bellybutton for bookmarks.
Yep ... that would work for me. With the added bonus that since he would be at least semi-sentient and mobile, the cats wouldn't pee on him half as much as they do everything else in the house. Less screen damage that way.
