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calibre 2.82 embedded-python: True is64bit: False
Windows-8-6.2.9200 Windows ('32bit', 'WindowsPE')
32bit process running on 64bit windows
('Windows', '8', '6.2.9200')
Python 2.7.9
Windows: ('8', '6.2.9200', '', 'Multiprocessor Free')
Successfully initialized third party plugins: DeDRM (6, 0, 8) && Find Duplicates (1, 6, 2)
devicePixelRatio: 1.0
logicalDpi: 96.0 x 96.0
physicalDpi: 95.9763837638 x 96.0945812808
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