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Old 03-24-2017, 04:29 PM   #97
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Originally Posted by Ricky D'Angelo View Post
Uhh, you didn't see this video posted earlier in this thread? The Kindle Flare inexpensively can switch to "bookshelf mode" to not only show off [audibly] your books to others but provide that very comforting environment.


The next generation of Kindle Flare will enhance this experience by having the following features; 1. built in lens capable of providing a holographic projection of a virtual bookshelf filled with books in your collection 2. A built in noise meter capable of being set to trigger a holographic projection of a virtual librarian to hush those around you. 3. Further enhancements are currently being considered based upon customer request.

An example of a request which has been requested (and rejected) was called the simulated "Paper Cut" This feature would randomly project a tiny fine blade to cause a minuscule nick to the finger when swiping the kindle flare screen.
OMG, hilarious!
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