Originally Posted by RickyMaveety
Quoting from the Book of the Llama:
And lo, God looked down upon the Buddhist and saw that she was unclean, and her breath smelled of the worms of the dirt;
And God said "Let there be plagues vested upon this unclean guinea pig who does not believeth in Me";
And, yea, verily the plague of coughing came upon the furry non-believer, followed by the plague of phantom lightning, and thence by the plague of the overflowing sink, and finally by the plague of the sprained back.
And, the Buddhist piggie turned her face unto the sky and said "Bring it on, big guy. Bring it on!"
And God said "You're kidding, right? You don't believe in me, so who the heck are you talking to, you looney!"
And, verily, she was taken away by some very nice people in clean white coats, and sat for the rest of her days in a little corner weaving baskets and singing softly to herself of llamas and ducks.
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