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Old 02-16-2017, 12:17 PM   #70
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The cutest misheard “lyrics” that I ever heard of was the little girl who insisted, vehemently, that God’s name was Harold.

Every Sunday the whole congregation would say the Lord’s Prayer:

Our Father, who art in heaven,
Harold be thy name…

The actual words:
Spoiler:
Our Father,
who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name…
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread;
and forgive us our trespasses
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
Amen.
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