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Ate shrimp tails.
Fallen up stairs.
Once tried to walk out a window. It looked like plate glass but I bounced off of it nicely. The worst part was after the dozen or so witnesses realized I was ok they started laughing. Every time I went in that place, someone would make sure I found the door.
I once called my boss an idiot unintentionally and he heard me.
Have said more stupid things than I can remember.
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