Amazon employment ad for developers:
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Have you been fired from every developer position you have ever had? Did your last employer make you pay them a bonus because your performance level was so bad that it actually helped the competition? Did your coworkers celebrate your last birthday by burning you in effigy? Does your boss make you use an Etch-A-Sketch rather than a laptop because she knows you won't get any work done even with expensive equipment? Did you have to ask your office mates how to reboot your Etch-A-Sketch? When your company handed out cheap t-shirts last Christmas with their latest catchy corporate phrase, was yours unique and only had a large bullseye and the words "Shoot Me Here" written on it? Did your state's Employment Commission put you on their Do Not Hire list? Then come to Amazon! We have a management position waiting for you in our development department.
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