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Originally Posted by Fledchen
When I was 8 years old, I wanted to play in the lilac hedge behind the garden. There was a hollow bit inside the hedge, and when it was fully green with leaves, being inside it was like having a little fairy hideaway. My mother absolutely forbade me to play in there because I was likely to get scratched up by the branches or ruin my clothes.
Of course, I played in there anyway, and while I didn't scratch up my skin or rip my clothes, I did slice open my cornea. I do not recommend slicing open your cornea, it hurts a lot. 
Now, most children probably would have decided not to play in the hedge again after such a painful lesson. I, unfortunately, was not very bright about such things  , and still played in the hedge.
And sliced open my cornea again
The funny thing is, this is my "good" eye. My left eye, which has not been hacked at by shrubbery, needs a prescription that's 2 diopters worse. Maybe I should start marketing Lilac LASIK? |
OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!