Thread: Silliness Tales of Gratuitous Dumbness
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Old 02-05-2009, 06:13 PM   #26
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As with Nate, mine happened when I was allot younger(12 and my brother was 11).
We took a sailors outfit, Frankenstein mask, ascot, gloves, boots and wig and made a dummy. Stuck a knife in it with some ketchup on it and left it on the couch. My father came home, a little tipsy as usual, sees our freak on the couch and screams load enough to be heard 4 blocks away.

Not satisfied at being grounded for 2 week in our 3rd floor bedroom, my brother and I decided to throw the dummy out the 3rd floor window right behind an old lady walking down the street. We where lucky she did not have a heart attack and only got grounded for an additional 4 weeks
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