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Nate the great · 02-05-2009, 05:05 PM

There was the time when I was 9, and I thought it would be neat to shave off my eyebrows.

There was the time I slid down a banister into a nail, and ended up in the emergency room.

There was the time I was prying 2 boards apart and hit myself between the eyes with one, and ended up in the emergency room.

There was a period of time when I was 8 when I experimented with removing my hand from the edge of the door after closing it.

There was the time someone said "Nate, catch" and I didn't, and I ended up in the emergency room.

There was the time I was riding on my bicycle and ran into a fire hydrant.

There was the time I was riding on my bicycle and ran into a concrete trash can.

There was the time I was riding on my bicycle and ran into a parked car.

There was the time I was riding on my bicycle and ran into a building. (Needless to say, I wasn't the most observant child.)

02-05-2009, 05:05 PM	#15
Nate the great Sir Penguin of Edinburgh Posts: 12,375 Karma: 23555235 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro area Device: Shake a stick plus 1	There was the time when I was 9, and I thought it would be neat to shave off my eyebrows. There was the time I slid down a banister into a nail, and ended up in the emergency room. There was the time I was prying 2 boards apart and hit myself between the eyes with one, and ended up in the emergency room. There was a period of time when I was 8 when I experimented with removing my hand from the edge of the door after closing it. There was the time someone said "Nate, catch" and I didn't, and I ended up in the emergency room. There was the time I was riding on my bicycle and ran into a fire hydrant. There was the time I was riding on my bicycle and ran into a concrete trash can. There was the time I was riding on my bicycle and ran into a parked car. There was the time I was riding on my bicycle and ran into a building. (Needless to say, I wasn't the most observant child.)