I'm not sure you follow the idea here, Nate: you're supposed to tell stories on
yourself -- though I'll go along with the notion that close associates/relatives are fair game.
In that vein, and reminded by Slayda's car key post:
I had a friend in college who locked herself out of her car (she apparently did this semi-regularly at the time) and asked me to give her a ride to the dealership to get it dealt with. They sent one of their tow-truck drivers to
slim-jim it for her.
When she saw how easily he got it open with just that piece of metal, she exclaimed: "I should get one of those!"
To which I responded, "And just where would you keep it?"
She said, "I'd keep it in my ca-- ...
you should get one of those."
I told her that I thought it would probably be illegal for me to do that, and that was the end of it, but I can still see the look on her face as what she was saying actually penetrated.
