I know better than to click on any link by EITHER Nate or Natch. I know better, because I've been fooled before. I clicked. I gasped. I laughed. I clicked "back" before someone saw it over my shoulder and I got fired.
Slayda, that is sooo funny! I wish you had a photo of your expression!
My clumsy goofy gaffs are frequent and daily. One in particular stands out, however. You see, Arby's doesn't put lids on cups. So I set my tray on a teensy table in a very crowded Arbys, then swung my big behind around to squeeze into the bench seat. (Cue beepbeepbeep warning sound of heavy machinery in reverse) As I orbited and shimmied to get into the seat, I tipped the large soda cup off the tray..... and right into the handbag of the woman at the next table. She grabbed the purse and ran for the bathroom, fishing stuff out of it all the way there. She was very gracious in accepting my many horrified apologies!