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Originally Posted by ZodWallop
One day B&N will be a restaurant chain with a book store theme.
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Maybe an amusement park as well! Bookland! (
with the exclamation point) There will be a children's' ride called the "bookworm", and a wooden roller coaster called the "Library Ladder" and and a nauseating steel roller coaster called "McGuffy's Reader", the advertising will promise to "turn your world upside down!"
There will also be themed restaurants where mashed potatoes are called "Library paste". The arcade area will have a water gun game where you get rid of the homeless by hitting them with water and exploding a balloon over their head.
There will be no books available, of course, in the park itself.