I hate it when you educated types start using the lounge for intelligent discourse on topics about which I know close to nothing. Not that I don't know some Latin, but not as much as you (apparently).
However, I do know my Spanish, and "chiquita" does not mean girl or banana (except as a brand, of course). It means "little one" or "tiny." So
Further, now that you mention it, I can absolutely see the old lady riding the pig. That's kinda neat.
I like being from a country that is someone's weird uncle. It so totally works for me.