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Old 11-21-2016, 08:00 PM   #4
Dr. Drib
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Originally Posted by Ricky D'Angelo View Post
This one is on my kindle w/ special offers. . almost makes me want to pay to take it off.

"An edge -of-your seat suspense novel . . Read it with the lights on!"

As opposed to reading it in the dark!??! Oh wait, the novel is called In the Dark. . now I get it. . . still dumb.

Does anyone have any more examples of dumb book blurbs?

First of all, I don't think sitting on the edge of my seat would be a comfortable position.

Second, since I have a front-lit reader, I no longer need to have the lights on.

Yes, these blurb writers are pretty dumb.
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