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Originally Posted by gmvasco
United States - lots of male (plural) with a hint of San Francisco (America is female)
Canada - male (despite having a "queen" for head of state)
Mexico - male (we all saw that one coming, specially with the mustache deal going on)
I'm not of this earth - male (but perhaps that species goes through gender stages)
Luxembourg - male (however, if the size of the country is indicative of anything...)
All the others - female
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I rather think Australia is a failed transexual - sort of an Antipodean Hedwig (the one with the angry inch, not the owl or the Polish Queen).
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Originally Posted by DixieGal
Wait, I thought "girl" was chiquita.
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No, it means "bananas". ABBA really liked little bananas - "Lady Fingers" - so they wrote a song about it. I think it was called "Voulez-vouz", which means "Banana daiquiri" in French.
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Originally Posted by gmvasco
Pollo is chicken. Paella is rice. Paella de pollo is delicious.
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Polo is a sport for inbred royalty.
Cheers,
Marc