I don't see anything wrong with a bit of friendly chiding. Anyway I have a feeling I have the most books so you can all consider yourself chided.
I just checked my ebooks folder and there's a count of 75,163 books. Probably there's a bit of duplication so my guess is there are about 70,000 separate books.
I've been collecting ebooks since long before they were called ebooks. I began years before there was a Palm Pilot and decades before there was a Kindle.
But I just want you all to know that I won't lord it over you. I'm sure you small fry are doing your best.
By the way, if any of you has more books than I do please contact me privately to be bribed to keep it quiet.
Barry