Okay I finally caved and ordered a Dot this morning. It should be here later today with free same day shipping. That's one of the few, perhaps the only, benefit to living in a large metro with 7.1 million other idiots! At any rate, I really don't need a Dot, but you can never have too many devices.

And what would the Russians do with their time if they didn't have a trillion American devices to hack and use to mess up our internet? Paint portraits of Putin shirtless on a horse?