Thread: Silliness Corrupt-A-Topic (anymore off-topic and it would be on-topic)
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:57 PM   #1022
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Originally Posted by pshrynk View Post
Tell that to the orthopod who had to do the reattachment.
Me: Now, orthopod, I thought I mentioned that pshrynk wasn't to be permanently incapacitated?

Orthopod: [squeak!] ...I wasn't incapacitating it. It's very cute; I was foreplaying.

Me: Look, we've been down this path before. What you call "foreplay", most governments refer to the Geneva Convention over. I'm not going to the UN again (that whole feeling of being in a roomful of English-dubbed, foreign, spy-movie plots really freaks me out).

Orthopod: [pretty squeak!] Okay...I'll sew it back together proper...but can I "play" with it a little if I promise to take nothing off and that there'll be nothing that shows bruises or requires stitches?

Me: Sure, go nuts (not literally, Ortho!)

Orthopod: WEEEEEEEEE!
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