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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
Well, I would imagine right now, the majority of MR members are frantically checking their memories..... 
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Unfortunately, at my parties, everyone always checks their memories at the door.
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Originally Posted by Patricia
Unless my understanding of biology is seriously flawed, we ladies need not worry at all.
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Unfortunately, biology may not come into it (physiology, yes, of course). It's well-known that to the usual DNA soup of adenine, guanine, cytosine and thymine, your average Zany Carter adds Zhooshine, unCline and Deluxenol (and, in some variations, Chocolate), and a fair whack of unexpected recombinations plucked from the quantum flux of other universes. Adrian is ravenously pansexual, such that even Hugo, Lefty, the squid, the Goose and even the antechamber couch should be tested (not to mention that slutty espresso machine in the kitchen).
Cheers,
Marc