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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety
Really, the best thing you can do at this point is:
1. Subscribe to LOLCATS so that you have some graphics to post that are suitable for all occasions;
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2. Read up on pandas, llamas, ducks, gibbons, and how socks are produced;
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Here's a clue: "static cling" is a love song to them.
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3. Watch all available Monty Python movies and/or videos;
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...and a little Eddie Izzard on the side.
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4. Become a religious fanatic; and
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Like a Buddhist, or a Quantum Physicist.
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5. Stop taking any and all anti-psychotic medications you may be currently prescribed.
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They've got medication for that? Pshrynk just keeps telling me I should take people on more pub-crawls (and that he's just coming along to observe his patients).
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Welcome to the loony bin.
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I'll take your coat, and can I get you a drink?
Cheers,
The Barman