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					Originally Posted by  slayda
					 
				 
				Isn't a Buddhist Lawyer an oxymoron?     
I always wanted to start a Steak & Ale place and name it "The Oxymoron".  It just seemed fitting.   
Ricky, you could always get naked and hang cats on your skin using their claws to keep warm with a cat fur coat.  Might make a good S&M outfit too, what with leather and pain.    
			
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 In answer to your question: No.  Buddhist S&M Freak would be an oxymoron, Buddhist Lawyer is just bad planning.
I've tried the claws in bare skin idea (accidentally).  I don't recommend it.