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Originally Posted by drjd
I do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for I may be crunchy and may taste good with ketchup.  |
As well,
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“The man once wrote: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. Tolkien had that one mostly right.
I stepped forward, let the door bang closed, and snarled, "Fuck subtle.”
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And on that note, wizards are also uniquely rare in that they can bargain -- successfully -- with dragons, and get them to do things.
So I would be far more cautious around wizards if I were you.
The win has been removed and is now on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. Or possibly in my safe-deposit box.
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P.S. Speaking from experience, I don't see any impressive dragons around here, unless you mean that little wyvern in the corner.