Get rid of the nose and the lips, and make one eye bigger than the other. And cross-eyed. Now, change the genre to one that represents apocalyptic hopelessness and you're good to go! (Oh, yes: And a band-aid on the left cheek.) The rest you'll have to do yourself or I'll have to charge you for my services.
Badda-Bing!
But seriously: I personally don't care for the cover, because I don't like someone standing above me with a sword...or a candle.