Pooh Bah would get on well in this thread:

I am so proud
If I allowed
My family pride
To be my guide
I could be led
To quit this thread
Instead of you
In a minute or two
But family pride
Must be denied
And set aside
And mortified
And mortified
Luckily, I don't have Pooh Bah's problems with humility.
I'm a Grand Mouse, I'm not ashamed of it, and I'm winning.