Why can't I be voted off the island? I've behaved appallingly, and I don't even want to be there. This poll is rigged. I demand a recount! Also, someone should hang that Chad bastiche again (the fella that brings the banana daiquiris, not the country). That reminds me of an old Aussie (true?) story about the politician who stood up in parliament in response to some perceived slander against his Party and shouted in an offended tone, "I'M A COUNTRY MEMBER!" but which we can't tell here because it's currently Children's Hour, so instead let's all dance like we're formerly known as "Prince" and it's 1999:
Cheers,
Marc (
"Two thousand zero zero party over, Oops out of time")