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Originally Posted by Katsunami
I have a chicken magnet. The store sent me the wrong package... that was *not* what I ordered. This one attracts the wrong kind of birds.
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An old friend in Virginia had a cherry red Ford Mustang convertible, with a vanity plate inscribed COPMGNT. She's an attractive woman, and can do an impeccable impression of a ditzy blonde when the mood takes her. The local police know her and were deeply amused by the plate.
(They had good cause a few years ago when we were down for a visit, and she and my SO went to a local party store to pick up a bunch of helium balloons for a party she was holding. I wasn't along for that ride, but I'm sure a Mustang convertible, driven by a blonde woman, with another woman gamely holding on to enough helium balloons to threaten to pull her out of her seat and float away with her was something to see...
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Dennis