I like winning, I like winning,
I like winning and I like to win.
I like winning, I like winning,
If you don't like losing, tough luck!
In the thread, you must be brave and tireless,
In the thread, you can win and hear the wireless
In the thread, you can always win with pride,
You can never be denied
The greatest kick in winning apart from posting seconds after,
Is posting songs or parodies and listening to the laughter
You're looking at the latest post, who's posting past your win?,
Then pop the crucial message - the win's still my win!
I like winning, I like winning,
I like winning and I like to win.
I like winning, I like winning,
If you don't like losing, tough luck!
Perhaps the greatest laugh of all, that makes this thread worthwhile,
Is waving to the one behind
, giving them a smile,
The Dragon with some attitude, he post his little win,
But finds another winning win, a-winning more than him!
In the thread, you must be tough and ruthless,
And the rumours that I squeak are truthless
In the thread, you can wear your dress coat, old,
You eat doughnuts when it's cold
By surprise, I like to sneak up on them by surprise,
Take the prize, as you beat 'em, take the prize!
I like winning, I like winning,
I like winning and I like to win.
I like winning, I like winning,
If you don't like losing, tough luck!
(repeat to fade)
Spoiler:
I like trucking, I like trucking,
I like trucking and I like to truck.
I like trucking, I like trucking,
If you don't like trucking, tough luck.
On the road, you must be brave and tireless,
On the road, you can listen to the wireless,
On the road, you eat café food with pride,
You can throw it up outside.
The greatest kick in trucking comes from knocking down a biker,
Or swinging round a roundabout and picking up a hiker,
You're chatting up that piece of skirt who's sitting by your side,
Then pop the crucial question - a ride for a ride?
I like trucking, I like trucking,
I like trucking and I like to truck.
I like trucking, I like trucking,
If you don't like trucking, tough luck.
Perhaps the greatest laugh of all, that makes this life worthwhile,
Is waving on the car behind, giving him a smile,
With glasses and with gratitude, he revs his little load,
And meets another trucking truck, a-trucking down the road.
On the road, you must be tough and ruthless,
And the rumours that we're gay are truthless,
On the road, you can wear your shirtsleeves rolled,
You eat chocolate when it's cold.
From behind, we like to sneak up on you from behind,
Never mind, if you hit 'em, never mind.
We like trucking, we like trucking,
We like trucking and we like to truck.
We like trucking, we like trucking,
If you don't like trucking, tough luck.