Many years ago, when my daughter was in middle school, there was a sudden rain and her phys ed class was moved inside. The gym teacher had to improvise, so she lined up all the girls on one side of the gym and told them to "Walk across the gym floor like Frankenstein." One by one the girls shambled and lurched across the gym. Then they got to my daughter's friend and she strolled across the floor.
"Hey!" the gym teacher called. "You're supposed to walk like Frankenstein!"
"I am," she answered. "Frankenstein was the doctor's name, not the monster's."
So:
Frankenstein, by The Edgar Winter Group
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