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Originally Posted by montsnmags
G'day, Patrisha. Allow me to say some condescendingly "respectful" catchphrases regarding your collected years until desertgrandma justly thumps me with her big stick [WHACK!]. See? I deserved that. If you didn't bring your own stick, I'm sure desertgrandma has a spare she can lend you. 
Welcome aboard. What's your poison? (by which I actually mean, "What do you like to read?" rather than my usual "Can I get you a drink?", though "Can I get you a drink?" is always a given when talking to me  ).
Cheers,
Marc |
The woman just GOT here, Marc!
WHACK!
Oh, I"m so sorry, did that
hurt??