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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
Yes, when we lived in Arkansas, we lived out in the country. Lots of cattle there. I will NEVER forget the first time, in the hot summer, we drove by this huge bull...........I couldn't stop laughing. I swear, how do they keep from stepping on them?
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Do you mean how do people keep from stepping on huge bulls?? Or, how do huge bulls keep from stepping on their own private parts??
If the first, it's really rather easy. Just don't step on the ginormous animal with the horns that is standing in front of you.
If the second, well, it's a matter of natural selection. Any bull that could not keep from stepping on his own weenie isn't going to produce that many offspring. It's called the "Theory of Traumatic Weenie Damage" .... one of Darwin's lesser known works.