Weak, he was a weak and feeble man, but loved by the ladies nonetheless and also everywhere; but did he care? heck no! the ladies he could entertain with his witty charm, debonair good looks, wallet of cash, and a devoted attention to cats; but it was the dogs that continually chewed on his shoe laces that he couldn't stomach, especially that is, when they cocked their legs up and that was the bitches too......
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