On the basis that you can't have too much of a good thing
, how about
:
Toothpicks & Weiners: Tales from the Back of my Head
I like collections to be obviously collections, hence the subtitle. The combination of "Toothpicks & Weiners" I like because, while they do sort of go together, they are unexpected in a book title and so (hopefully) attention getting. I also like that the sort of double meaning: small-things = short-stories, as well as being references to two of the stories.