i just happened upon one of the reviews of a very creative, over-the-top user on amazon. apparently he's no longer reviewing, but his reviews are whimsical and well-written, and all tell a different tale. an excerpt taken from his dishwash detergent pod review:
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In late August of the year 2014, armed with a crossbow and a sharpened plumbing instrument, I took part in an attempt to overthrow the managership of my local Star-bucks. One Mr. James Thomas Watley, assistant manager of this coffee-mongery, carries himself about like a prince among us peons! How he prances through the establishment in his green apron and golden badges, drunk with power, and eager to display the ill-earned decorations of a lordship to which neither he, nor any man, has a right! Who is Mr. Watley, I ask, to force me -- or anyone, for that matter -- to wear shoes, a shirt, and pants in order to be served a cup of rich, aromatic coffee!?! No man has that right! Only a petty tyrant would ask a simple workingman like myself to bear such a ridiculous burden.
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