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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Brush your teeth but don't wash the foam out, pick up your L.A.R.T., start swinging it 'round your head, crash into their office/cubicle, and begin screaming while wiping all their stupid, irrelevant "Achievement" plaques off the walls and shelves, "IF YOU, YOU SNIVELLING, LITTLE GOB OF MOTILE RAT SPUTUM, OR ANY OF YOUR MUTHAFARKING MORON WORKMATES, CREATE A DIRECTORY MORE THAN 8 CHARACTERS LONG AGAIN, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU AN IMPACT LOBOTOMY AND A PEPPER SPRAY ENEMA QUICKER THAN YOU CAN SAY "WHERE'S THE 'ANY' KEY?"!!!".
Trust me, you'll never have to deal with them again.
Cheers,
Marc (putting the "malfunction" in "computer malfunction")
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Wouldn't you have to know where the "inny" key was in order to give them a pepper spray enema?
