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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm
I like Pshrynk's suggestion. So much so I'll get them to pay the laddy at the door, too  |
Brush your teeth but don't wash the foam out, pick up your L.A.R.T., start swinging it 'round your head, crash into their office/cubicle, and begin screaming while wiping all their stupid, irrelevant "Achievement" plaques off the walls and shelves, "
IF YOU, YOU SNIVELLING, LITTLE GOB OF MOTILE RAT SPUTUM, OR ANY OF YOUR MUTHAFARKING MORON WORKMATES, CREATE A DIRECTORY MORE THAN 8 CHARACTERS LONG AGAIN, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU AN IMPACT LOBOTOMY AND A PEPPER SPRAY ENEMA QUICKER THAN YOU CAN SAY "WHERE'S THE 'ANY' KEY?"!!!".
Trust me, you'll never have to deal with them again.
Cheers,
Marc (putting the "malfunction" in "computer malfunction")