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Originally Posted by knc1
There is nothing in West Texas, other than jack rabbits.
I once had a coffee-table book of "West Texas Jokes" -
It didn't go over well with my (Texas native) friends.
There was one I always liked - far too long for a thread post - but the punch line was:
Real Estate agent, trying to sell a farmer some land -
It begins to snow -
agent tells customer to ask that old man (who looked older than Moses) how often it snowed -
Old Man responds with: "Never have seen it snow before, but I have seen it rain, twice".
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Hmmm. This is about the only jackrabbit I have seen. Well now he did have some wild nights which led to some wildly colored offspring but most of them have now been removed.
http://www.odessacvb.net/visitors.cfm?p=24&b=1
And how dare you leave out the poor misunderstood rattle bugs.
http://www.rattlesnakeroundup.net
Oh and rained twice was the old man 120?
Now west Texas also has some culture.
We have the Globe Theatre. And are famous in book, movie and tv show.
Note the book was more accurate than the movie. Though the Tim McGraw character was spot on.
Oh and don't forget the sweet aroma we have of dinosaur farts.
Now back to our regularly scheduled program and have the pieces arrived yet.