i am a big fan of the uncyclopedia but the conservapedia is just scary. i don't know if i would find it funny even if i knew for sure it was meant as satire, and i'm pretty sure it's not.
getting back to the uncyclopedia though (because the other option is depressing and will probably give me nightmares), take a look at this headline :
Anarchist squirrels torch politician's home !
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Squirrel Nutkin, pictured, says that police attempts to catch the arsonists by searching for squirrels with lighters will be unsuccessful, as "most squirrels are heavy smokers."
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