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Originally Posted by BetterRed
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What I hate is that packaging you have to cut open with a borrowed pair of double handed tin snips - in order to get at your new... mouse.
BR
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I'm with you on that! It's why shopping at Costco should come with hazardous duty pay. I need industrial-strength tools to unwrap that stuff.
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Originally Posted by Notjohn
We didn't have instruction manuals, because things weren't complicated. And if they were, there was always Billy Kenny or Lyle Crommett or another of the guys who was born knowing things and could show you how to do it.
The only exception to that was sex. Nobody knew how to do it, so there was the so-called Marriage Manual written by a guy with a Dutch name. Van der Pelt? Something like that.
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You know, NJ, I should have expected that you'd come up with that one. I'm pretty sure that while not everyone had HAPPY sex lives, in the first part of human existence, that those selfsame sex lives still bore fruit of the reproductive kind, or we wouldn't be here to talk about it.
:-)
Hitch