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Originally Posted by howyoudoin
The gerbil on the wheel can be strapped to one's chest, with a charging wire running down the sleeve to the "watch".
To solve feeding issues, Amazon could sell a premium leather funnel and tube system that attaches to one's chin, collects crumbs over the course of one's meals and snacking through the day, and channels it to the gerbil.
Geez, this could really be Amazon's most advanced kindle ever. |
but it should come with a warning for people with pacemakers. having a generator so close to the pacemaker is a huge problem.
